Don’t end up in a ditch. Beat LSU.
You know those new Direct TV commercials that run through a series of events that are linked to each other, and stem back to the fact that you are unhappy with your cable provider? You know, the ones that somehow link you re-creating scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen (inaccurately, Charlie Sheen didn’t have a crossbow in Platoon!), or have you selling your hair in Las Vegas so you can get some money in a pinch just because your cable didn’t live up to your expectations?
Yeah, I hate them too, but this Arkansas fan used that theme to sum up the recent Bobby Petrino news that ran wild last week.